Sunday, January 17, 2010

I WANNA KITTEN! I WANNA PERSIAN KITTEN! I WANNA BLACK PERSIAN KITTEN!

I've even imagined her whole lifestyle! She'll live in my room for about a week, and then I can slowly expose her to my other cat and the dog. She will have a collar, but it will just have a bell, because she won't be allowed outdoors until she's fully grown. I'll brush her fur every day, and she'll have a cat bed in my room. She will be fed canned food every day and have a snack dispenser in my room for when she wants dry. Her litterbox will also be in my room. When she is a year old, she will have a party with all the well-behaved cats in the neighborhood. ( One cat, who's name will not be said, sprays a lot, so he can't come.) Her "cake" will be canned food topped with catnip. One present she'll get is a new collar from me. This one will have a tag! after the party, I'll let her get to know the outside world. However, I would first need to have her spayed. You see, a certain male cat has not been fixed, and if my persian isn't either, well...yeah. I'll start using a flea comb on her instead of a brush since her fur is wispy and somewhat prone to tangles. She may even inspire a new blog! ;)